Regular readers may have noticed that I tend to be somewhat fixated on the art, literature and film of the past, rarely does anything post-1980 featured on these pages, and certainly not movies that I haven’t even seen yet. However, as the premise of Gaspar Noé‘s new movie, Climax, which recently premiered in Cannes, actually made me pause during my favourite early afternoon breakfast of Black Forest Gateau and original Irn-Bru, I decided to make an exception this one time.
Billed as a dance-horror movie (who knew there was such a thing?), Climax, which is apparently based on true events, tells the story of a young street dance troupe’s descent into collective madness after drinking the LSD-laced Sangria during the final rehearsal party, all filmed in Noé’s seizure inducing visual style and with his trademark horror-porno aesthetic. Described as The Red Shoes on literal acid, Step Up meets Salo and a Satanic DJ set, any minuscule reservations I had about leaving Chateau Du Cake to see this in the movie theatres when released are dispelled by the trailer, featured below.
Did you really have Black Forest Cake and Irn-Bru for breakfast? Was it as black as the devil’s ass blackened by smoke? 😉 Did you hear that Scotland is up in arms because Trump’s golf resort banned Irn-Bru because of the risk of staining the carpets? That’s like banning whiskey, what the hell?
Will you really be able to see this in a theater? I am trying to imagine a theater in my area that would show such a film and I can’t think of one.
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Irn-Bru has also changed the recipe due to the sugar tax…people stocked pile the original in Scotland and the North of Ireland. As to whether I have Black Forest Gateau and Orignial Irn Bru for breakfast, that would be very decadent wouldn’t it. Climax has got rave reviews and has already been picked up by A24 for distribution. I will probably have to go to the city, but seriously, this looks brilliant. Step Up meets Salo…what’s not to love about that description.
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I… um, well. To each his own I suppose. You will have to post a review after you’ve seen it.
As for the breakfast, I can imagine you running around the house on a sugar high and collapsing in a heap after it wore off and needing a lengthy nap. Sound about right?
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Well I am very much looking forward to seeing this. Occasionally I like stuff that has an element of WTF-ery (and the French do the extreme transgression better than anyone else), and this seems to contain it in spades.
You are almost right, apart from the running around the house bit.
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Well, pacing furiously then… All right, enjoy the transgression and report back to your more squeamish followers!
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I will. Pacing?… how very gauche…if one must be idle, one must be thoroughly idle…OK I am stopping with the so idle a rogue impression right now.
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Even an idle rogue would be twitchy on such a sugar high!
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Well if I become terminally twitchy then I can always go to Dr John Dee’s famous home.
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Aha! Yes, yes, you can!
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We don’t like Trump here in Scotland:
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Brilliant… too right… banning Irn-Bru from his hotel.
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I don’t blame you at all. I wish I could say we don’t like him here in America either, but unfortunately he still has a group of staunch supporters. Not enough for him to survive the next election hopefully… Anyway, I am considering emigrating!
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Horror-dance movie… If there ever was one… Couldn’t have imagined it any better… Ecstatic, frightening, weird. And the Sangria turns redder and redder each time… Great pick, Mr Cake…
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Whatever you do Don’t drink the sangria!!! Oh, looks like they drank the sangria. Thank you very much, glad you enjoyed, maybe you will see the movie?
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Haha, we’ve got some funny cinema’s here, could well be they will feature it.
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Oh god, even the trailer made me feel stressed and anxious- I can’t imagine trying to deal with the whole film!
Never drink the Sangria/Kool-Aid; doesn’t everyone know that?? Looking forward to your review 🙂
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Sorry I didn’t mean for you to feel anxious, though I suspect the director does. You would think that everyone knows not to drink the Sangria/Kool Aid. The film is set in 1996 but still even then…but these folks obviously didn’t. I will review the film when it does come out, that wouldn’t be until later in the year though. Good to see you again!
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*smiles and waves from Australia 🌈
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Thank you…the Land of my Childhood (well part of it anyway).
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Black Forest Gateau and Irn-Bru – seriously?! That’s some palette you have.
Sounds like a fascinating film. I shall keep an eye out.
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Surely I get props for my retro trash decadence…and it is only one of my favourite early afternoon breakfasts. It’s out in France in September so maybe October?
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Arrête, tu me charries là!
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Ah Christopher would I now?
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Nah, not when it comes to something as exciting as this!
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Indeed I wouldn’t!
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and yeh… gotta stock up on they original Irn-Brus… 😦
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Quite a good way to epater le bourgeoisie. I do have a sweet tooth.
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Mr. Cake, the trailer had me spinning, perhaps too much nicotine and caffeine is not recommended before watching, or is it? ~ Miss Cranes
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Really I think any mind altering substances are a prerequisite before watching the trailer. This really does look like my cup of tea, with a little bit of Cake of course.
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It is rather dizzying. I know you’ll enjoy it. Make sure to take your appetizers.
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Well I will have to leave Chateau Du Cake…but I am sure I will enjoy it and maybe I will go for a spree in my own inimitable way.
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Leave, “Chateau Du Cake”, oh no! Have a great time.
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Well it isn’t released until September the earliest so I am sure I can manage to muster up the fortitude necessary in that time.
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Nothing like planning ahead!
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True
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Hehehe, the *irreversible* sangria… 😛
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Thanks Christopher… I have posted some of the tracks featured in Noe movies… random I know, tell me what you think.
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